Q. What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
A. Thanks, I'll never part with it!
Q. Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A. Because he had the drum sticks.
Q. What do you when if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A. A pineapple.
Q. What did the big candle say to the little candle?
A. I'm going out tonight.
Q. Why wasn't the turkey hungry at Christmas time?
A. He was stuffed!
Q. Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
A. Because it soots him.
Q. What kind of ball doesn't bounce?
A. A snowball!
Q. What's the best thing to put into Christmas pie?
A. Your teeth!
Q. What do you get when you eat the Christmas decorations?
A. Tinsel-itus.
Q. Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
A. Because every buck is dear to him.
Q. If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
A. Missletoe!
Q. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A. Claustrophobic.
Q. What does Santa like to eat?
A. A jolly roll.
Q. How does Santa take pictures?
A. With his North Pole-aroid.
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